So the RA demands a paragraph does she???
And Suellen demands a different font does she???
 
Ringo Star was never and will never be a singer. And yet his one solo foray into the market was dredged up by FRIZZY LIZZIE
in the circle, modified, adapted and twisted for her own sick purposes in a futile attempt to rubbish this PULITZER prize winning
hash notes author (of some repute, i might add). All those of you who have had Ringos "Photograph" earworm for the last few
days, i apologise for bringing it up again. Coombs, is a desolate place at the moment, isnt it?. Tumbleweeds, wind swept hills,
dust, settling ponds and temporary fencing. No doubt this place will have everything, however on monday all it had was 24 hashers
plodding forlornly through its builders detritus. CRASH and BURN was worried about leaving an unattended keg in the back of the
ute, but we looked around for evidence of this being a "bad" suburb like Charny or Queanbeyan and were unable to find the telltale
signs such as abandoned EA Falcons sans wheels on overgrown nature strips, or broken childrens toys strewn over the road, Old
delapidated sofas resting in the faiding sunlight or christmas lights still up from 2013. Having completed the keg risk reduction 
questionaire, and established that it was unlikely that the locals were "bent" enough to bust into the keg, the pre run circle was
called. The GM, having rigged his "sympathy sling" detailed off FLUID MOVEMENT and DICKHEAD 2 for the reporting duties.
And so.... we set off into the green hills of Stromlo, following JRs thrice applied chalk and flower, runners and walkers scattered
all over the place, walkers following the runners trail, walkers following spurious map markings, runners following the walkers trail
oh and then there was BOOPY. And the slipping in of a couple of WEATHERMAN marks from last week didnt go unnoticed.
As the hours slipped by and the skies got darker and the rain started to fall a decision was made to move the circle back to the
JR abode, thus negating the reason for holding the run away from the house of JR in the first place!!! The acoustically numb
garage provided much entertainment for the next hour or so. A few bottles were thrown in anger, the GM demonstrated that he
can actually run a circle, The RA had a swig or two of alcohol and started to show some signs of maintaining control. At about
this time SEX CHANGE accused her of apparently running the circle. All the Irish look a likes had a drink, all the native
Canberrans had a drink. The GM foolishly asked BETTY BOOP to demonstrate every gym exercise since the dawn of time,
CRASH and BURN called last drinks at 7.35PM!!!!!. The RA was charged for the Weather. DDHD charged JR for conduct
unbecoming for setting a "nice" run. One of the better charges was on JR for moving the on afters away from SCARLETTS home
thus forcing him to walk 5kms further. At this stage there was not a great outpouring of sympathy!!! The Spandex charge was
wheeled out AGAIN. INCIDER got another big prick, TURKEY SLAP got the FRB and Cracker of the week went to SEXCHANGE
for not being able to let go of the high office he held last year. All in all a very pleasent evening despite the broken glass strewn
floor and the lashings of good food. Unfortunately this computer does have the ability to justify both the left and right sides of
the text, thus creating a nice square box. Toodle pipsky.